Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Today’s Joke

Little Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"You are in America now and from now on your name will be Kevin," replied the teacher.
Mohammed returned home after school and his mother asked: "How was your day, Mohammed?"
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Kevin."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?   Shame on you!" - and she beat him.  Then she
called his father who also beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school and when his teacher saw all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Kevin"?
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin' Arabs.." Technorati Tags: ,,,,,,,

1 comment:

theo said...

Here's another one:

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.
"$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"

"Toothbrushes," said Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like DOG SHIT!!!"

Then I would say,"It is dog shit". Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used obama's approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay out the ass to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."