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No license, express or implied, by estoppel or otherwise, to any Intellectual property rights are granted herein.
The Rogue Jew disclaims all liability, including liability for infringement of any proprietary rights, relating to use of information in this specification. TRJ does not warrant or represent that such use will not infringe such rights. In fact, that’s a very strong possibility.
Nothing in this document constitutes a guarantee, warranty, or license, express or implied. TRJ disclaims all liability for all such guaranties, warranties, and licenses, including but not limited to: fitness for a particular purpose; merchantability; non-infringement of intellectual property or other rights of any third party or of TRJ; indemnity; and all others. The reader is advised that third parties may have intellectual property rights that may be relevant to this document and the technologies discussed herein, and is advised to seek the advice of competent legal counsel, without obligation to TRJ. In other words, get your own fucking lawyer before you hurt yourself.
These materials are provided by TRJ as a service to his friends and/or customers and may be used for informational purposes only. Single copies may be distributed at will since it is unlikely that TRJ created this material independently as he has no creative skill.
TRADEMARK INFORMATION: The Rogue Jew and the TRJ logo are registered trademarks of The Rogue Jew.
The Rogue Jews trademarks may be used publicly with permission only from The Rogue Jew. Fair use of CFB's trademarks in advertising and promotion of CFB products requires proper acknowledgment. If you use The Rogue Jew’s trademarks without The Rogue Jew’s express approval, he will get really pissed off.
*All other brands and names are property of their respective owners.
OWNERSHIP OF MATERIALS: Materials are copyrighted and are protected by worldwide copyright laws and treaty provisions. They may not be copied, reproduced, modified, published, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way, without The Rogue Jew's prior written permission, which is freely granted as long as you take The Rogue Jew’s name off in some lame attempt to either hide the materials origin or in the hilarious belief that the receiver of this material will think that you created it on your own, or somehow will think you more clever and intelligent that you really are. Except as expressly provided herein, The Rogue Jew does not grant any express or implied right to you under any patents, copyrights, trademarks, or trade secret information. Other rights may be granted to you by The Rogue Jew in writing or incorporated elsewhere in the Materials.
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