tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10783516.post4456680723199307721..comments2023-10-14T10:48:45.492-04:00Comments on The Rogue Jew: Today’s JokeThe Rogue Jewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10109909054966502129noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10783516.post-21729146940659495432011-03-02T00:21:32.725-05:002011-03-02T00:21:32.725-05:00Here's another one:
The kids filed back into ...Here's another one:<br /><br />The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.<br /><br />Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."<br /><br />"Very good," said the teacher.<br /><br />Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."<br /><br />"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..<br /><br />Eventually, it was Johnny's turn.<br /><br />The teacher held her breath ...<br /><br />Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. <br />"$2,467," he said.<br /><br />"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"<br /><br />"Toothbrushes," said Johnny.<br /><br />"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,<br /><br />"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"<br /><br />"I found the busiest corner in town," said Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."<br /><br />They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like DOG SHIT!!!"<br /><br />Then I would say,"It is dog shit". Wanna buy a toothbrush?"<br /><br />"I used obama's approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay out the ass to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."theohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01895125760732634872noreply@blogger.com