Friday, February 17, 2006


I took a poem by Comedian John Valby and tweaked it a little to give it some meaning to what is going on right now with the Iranain Hitler. The first time I heard it I fell out of my chair laughing.

Here's to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

He's a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker's grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn't think
we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

But now America is all done with his crap,
so let's just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here's to Mohammad that son-of-a-bitch,
may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

1 comment:

Hahar said...

That was almost funny...