Tuesday, January 03, 2006
A good buddy of mine sent this too me and I thought that it would be a perfect after holiday start. Back to business as usual. Although my New Years resolution is to make this site more about current events and how they relate to Jews and Israel as well as my attacks against liberals. TSA I will leave alone. There is only so much one can say about the Idiots that run that farce of an operation and I believe I covered it all.
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the
Proposition that they were nearly identical stories ! His cool professor
Gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
Posted by The Rogue Jew at 1/03/2006 07:59:00 AM