WHAT DOES TSA MEAN?

During my nearly three years with the tax dollar sucking Transportation Security Admin. several people have asked me what TSA stood for. Well I found some very creative acronyms as to what TSA really stands for in the eyes of the tax paying citizen.

1.Thumbs Stuck (up) Asses
2.Terminally Stupid Assholes
3.Take Some Aspirin
4.Tax Sucking Authority
5.This Sucks Ass
6.Terrorist Stay Away[, please]
7.Take Scissors Away
8.Tough Shit Asshole
9.There's Still AMTRAK

10.Thousands Standing Around

Submitted by Bungholio