TSA THEME SONG

AS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE" THIS IS GREEEAAAAT! CLICK ON THE POST TITLE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG....WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER REQUIRED....I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN I HEARD THIS LITTLE DITTY.

All my bags are packed,
I have my ID,
A printed itinerary,
A boarding pass,
And major credit card.

And I'll show you that
My computer works.
I'll shake my head at all the jerks
Whose crankiness is making this so hard (It's way too hard).

So frisk me to check for clues,
Tell me to take off my shoes,
Touch me, ask me what you need to know.

'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Just stand in line, and don't complain.
And soon, they'll let me go.

It's embarrassing each time I hear
Detectors beep on my braziere
It's underwire, so watch your hands you punk!

There's no hurry now,
My flight's delayed.
It's all because of somebody made
A joke and asked, So is our pilot drunk? (So is he drunk?)

So frisk me to check for clues,
Tell me to take off my shoes,
Touch me, ask me what you need to know.

'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Just stand in line, and don't complain.
And soon, we'll get to go.

Now it's time, unless they're lyin'
One more line, and I'll be flyin'
A random search and I'll be on my way.

At the gate,
What's this I see?
My airline declared bankruptcy.
They've cancelled every flight they had today. (they had today)

I'm pissed, and I want some booze.
Tell me where they took my shoes.
Hold me back, 'cause there's one thing I know...

I'm not leavin', there's no jet plane.
Just 18 hours down the drain.

(Leavin', there's no jet plane,
Just 18 hours down the drain)

(Leavin', there's no jet plane,
Just 18 hours down the drain)

(Leavin', there's no jet plane,
Just 18 hours down the drain)

Someday we'll get to go...