Wednesday, July 20, 2005


I thought that I would lighten things up a bit today and include a couple of jokes for all of my readers. Mind you, I always have a theme or a underlying reason for something, so here goes.....

Remember all of the "REDNECK" jokes as told by Jeff Foxworthy? Well, I'm going to start a new kind of joke..."You might be a looser if...." Let's see if anyone gets these jokes.

1. You might be a looser if your son gets your boyfriends daughter knocked up!
2. You might be a looser if your a grandmother before you turn 40.
3. You might be a looser if your haircut causes people to think your a boy!

4.A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out
to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale
department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you
have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and
proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much
the same manner. After a third try at another
department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the
mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You might be a loser if you can't spell "loser."