Unconfirmed Sources report that the DHS/TSA is on the make. The DHS/TSA was caught napping once, but not again. Recent revaluations at the 911 commission have lit a fire under HOMELAND SECURITY agents nation wide.
Agents are on the move and looking at everyone as a possible suspect. The truth is, if you are reading this on a subversive web site you more then likely have a flag in your personel file, tagging you as a "TROUBLE MAKER".
NOTE:This article is of a satiracle nature. It is meant to only piss off a certain few individuals and make the rest, laugh their asses off!