For those of you unaware of how the cash award system really works at the Gerald R. Ford International Airport, I'm going to give you a quick primer on what REALLY goes on behind the scenes.
Of course, Screeners get Some of the cash awards, but many of the Supervisors and some of the leads sit downstairs and actually nominate each other to get awards.
The "Pirates Dream" of Afternoons and Mr. TSA himself have been observed nominating each other.
The Jolly Green Giant and a Screener who shall remain nameless but her name rhymes with "Catty" have allegedly nominated each other for awards. After all, the Giant is such a dumb ass in his own right, how else would he ever get an award.
The "Pirates Dream" does it just to help cover her tracks for ever screw up and bone head move she just seems to do on a regular basis.
There you go folks. A quick primer on how Screwed your getting. Not only do they make all of the money in wages, they Schtup you on the cash awards too.
There will be more to follow on this one.......