Monday, February 28, 2011

Joke of the Day

A unionized employee, a Tea Party member, and President Obama are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. President Obama reaches for the plate and grabs 11 cookies, then turns to the Tea Party member and says, "Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."



theo said...

Here's one:

Q: What do you call an unemployment line in Detroit?

A: a picket line.

theo said...

Last one:

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?" The Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The Madame replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's what I like to hear!" the union man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an
obese, greasey, syphilitic seventy-five year old toothless woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."