Tuesday, November 16, 2010

New Airport Secuirty Measures To Be Implemented For Holiday Travel

Just in time for the Holiday travel season, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is implementing new security measures for Law Abiding American Citizens to endure before boarding a flight.  Muslims will of course be exempt from this procedure so as to not piss of the followers of the Cartoon Like Prophet Muhammad because as we all know, they are a religion of peace who will cut your head off and splode themselves if agitated by any added security.  So don't forget everyone, drop your socks and grab your cocks, it's holiday travel time!

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