Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Who says you can't find humor in the world of Islamonazis? Google is the great for finding anything! Laugh it up guys!
A Lebanese Christian, a Saudi Arab Muslim, and an Israeli Jew deicide to go on a 3-day camping trip to the Ural Mountains to improve religious ties and show people can live and be together from different religious backgrounds.
They are hiking along to their designated and assigned campsite when they see something in the path.
The Christian says, “Don’t step there that looks like a pile of bear dung to me.”
The Jew says, “I agree, but let me smell it. Yep smells like dung.”
The Christian says, “Well it looks like dung and smells like dung but how can we be sure it is bear dung?”
The Muslim says, “No problem, I’ll taste it.” So he takes a huge taste and says, “Nope its not bear dung, its Donkey Dung, just like the kind I eat back home.”
Q: How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
A: It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.
(Q): A deadly snake and a Muslim are both approaching you rapidly, you are a dead shot, you have a gun, but only one bullet, which one do you shoot ?
(A): The MUSLIM of course !! The snake only bites when provoke. We know the Muslim’s intention.
"God said evil was spurn from the belly of the beast.
In the case of Muslim Terrorist, a Pig just had a bad case of diarrhea!!!"
The Muhammad Top 21
21. Bomb Drops Keep Fallin' on my Head
20. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, or With Enough Caves
19. Taliban on the Run
18. Jalalabad Moon Risin'
17. Fifty Ways to Leave Your Bunker
16. Fiddler on the Roof or If I Were a Young Man I’d Be Reborn a Christian
14. Allah Said Knock You Out
13. Jackass the Movie Now Jackass the Song
12. Just Twisting the Night Away to Avoid the Bombs Dropping My Way
11. The Goatest Love of All
10. Don't Cry for Me, Al Qaeda
9. Cheney's Got a Gun
8. Meet'yer Mak'er
7. She Wore a Yellow Burka
6. Grandmullah Got Run Over By a Reindeer
5. (Shittin' in the) Back of the Cave
4 Pretty Fly for a Soon-to-be Dead Guy
3. The Night They Drove Ol' Dickhead Down
2. He Ain't Heavy, Which Is Good Because Someone's Going to Have to Carry His Lifeless Body a Substantial Distance
and the Number 1 Song About Osama bin Laden...
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (So I Cut Off Her Hands, and Publicly Stoned Her to Death)
Q: How do you tell when an arab has gone through puberty?
A: He takes his diaper off of his ass and puts it on his head.
Q: In Iraq, Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education
on the same day?
A: Its just too hard for the camels !!!!
Q:Why are camels called the ships of the desert.
A:Because they are full of Arabian semen.
And who says Muhammad isn't a funny guy!
Posted by The Rogue Jew at 2/08/2006 10:44:00 PM