A Somali arrives in New York as a new immigrant to the United States. He
stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says:
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passerby says: "You are mistaken senor, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passerby
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
The person says: "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says: "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says:
"I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously: "Are you an
She says: "No, I am from Puerto Rico!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her: "Where are all the Americans?"
The lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... Probably still at work.