Sunday, November 06, 2005
1. An American, an Italian and an Iranian were drinking together and began to
boast. The American says, "I have four daughters; one more and I have a
The Italian joins in, "I hava eight daughters; onea more and I hava
The Iranian quietly acknowledges each, and then says, "I have 17 wives;
one more and I have a golf course!"
2. Two Arabs are chatting. One has his wallet out and he's
flipping through pictures. "This is my oldest, he's a
martyr. This is my second son. He's a martyr too."
The second Arab says wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast,
3. A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the
gates of heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome
The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim
and I want to meet Muhammad."
St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder
behind you and you will meet Muhammad"
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there
is Moses. Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".
The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to
meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I
really want to meet Muhammad".
Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you
and you will meet Muhammad.
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't
see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before
him and asks "Who are you?"
The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome
to Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to
God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe
it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no
disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."
God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No
problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you
some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"
God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffees!!!"
4.QWhat do you call Arab public relations?
A: An oxymoron.
Posted by The Rogue Jew at 11/06/2005 08:04:00 PM