The Liberal Democrats today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Donkey to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
Although the depiction of an ass as the official Democrat mascot is still ideal. Just cover the Ass with the Condom.